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jas-is-jessica:

mirageace:

kookaburra-laugh:

This is a real thing. A real frying pan you can buy. 
I have a mighty need. 

Alexxa. We need one.

may all your bacon burn

jas-is-jessica:

mirageace:

kookaburra-laugh:

This is a real thing. A real frying pan you can buy

I have a mighty need. 

Alexxa. We need one.

may all your bacon burn


  • lisa: ahahah, I told your secret buddy that you like babies
  • lisa: and she said "no time, but Neva's working on it"

Track Title: Riptide

Artist: Vance Joy

Album: God Loves You When You're Dancing

Vance Joy - Riptide


Track Title: Hanging On (I See MONSTAS remix)

Artist: Ellie Goulding

Album: Divergent (Deluxe Version) (OST)

Ellie Goulding - Hanging On (I See MONSTAS Remix)


  • phantomrambles: FUCK ME PLEASE
  • phantomrambles: actually don't
  • phantomrambles: i have no need
  • phantomrambles: for such penetration
  • phantomrambles: EXCEPT FOR MAGIC PENETRATION
  • phantomrambles: I LIKE THAT

  • phantomrambles: MAN
  • phantomrambles: MY INNUENDO MACHINE
  • phantomrambles: IS ON FIRE TODAY

  • phantomrambles: a thermometer
  • phantomrambles: is a common measuring device
  • phantomrambles: as well
  • phantomrambles: along with MY PENIS
  • phantomrambles: LOL

  • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  • Child: We'll wake up the books.
  • Parent: That's right.

Track Title: My Love Grows In The Dark

Artist: SSION

SSION - My Love Grows in the Dark


Track Title: Werkin' Girls

Artist: Angel Haze

Album: Reservation

Angel Haze - Werkin’ Girls